Week 18 – Saints = Bitch Mode (or Made… whatever)

Who are these Seahawks? Is this prolific offense we’re witnessing just the result of some anemic defenses or is Beast Mode (Marhsawn Lynch) making a push to upgrade his grill with some postseason bonus money? He’s certainly playing like the convict he used to be in Buffalo. When asked about his epic run in a post game press conference that only I was privy to, he eloquently stated: “the shine makes defenders go blind… I’m Beast Mode, b*!@$.”

Speaking of postseason pushes, the other Campbell (less frequently mentioned this season) managed a 74 this week. This is really cool considering many of us were in the red. While he cracked the top ten, it will take another big week to start seeing some green.

Thanks to a few -19s (most notably by Sampson who is now on the cusp of not receiving a dime), I don’t have to talk about my stellar -16. However, aside from those who didn’t submit, I was the only one in the Hot Tub who turned in a negative score. Sweet!

If you didn’t turn in picks last week, you’re most likely eliminated from any contention. People that give up make life a lot easier for winners so thanks for playing. Don’t forget to get your picks in by Saturday… will Seattle screw everyone for a third straight week?!?!

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