I received a ‘heads up’ from a few participants that… again… I’m not really funny and am apparently doing a piss poor job at serving up smack. They also said that I’ve lost my touch from last season. I will not argue the accuracy of these comments, but this is hurtful stuff. Before you get your panties too wadded up, Linda, let me just say that it’s difficult to talk crap when you’re only separated from the weekly loser by about 5 points pretty much every week. That said, I’ll view this as constructive criticism and try to make this a more enjoyable experience… just hope you don’t end up on the bottom the rest of the season.
You guys also put me in a tight jam this week because now I have to hang my own brother. Dave… a 27… really?? Your picks made about as much sense as a poem from Kim on her best day. Remember, you have a noble cause in winning this thing; turn in another goose and you’ll be riding spinners on your Huffy for a few extra months. Lesley… Dave didn’t know it was your bday last week but you should still thank him.
Congrats to Kevin and George for turning in the highs. George, I’d try to limit what you might have in common with Kevin. I’m not trying to profile, but he does drive a sexy convertible with a pink soccer ball magnet on his bumper (this is a completely accurate statement). I’m not sure what this means but I try not to think about it.
Deven, while I appreciated your assurance of a Cowboy victory this past week, I will not be picking them the rest of the year. This might come as good news for Jerry Jones because they will probably start winning now. Good luck and don’t forget to submit your picks before trick-or-treating!