Author Archives: Ryan

Clemens appeared to be day dreaming about his off-season job at IKEA where he’s able to guide customers on what a quality bench should feel like. I have no qualms against IKEA or their employees. It’s a fine establishment that … Continue reading →

… but Freeman is pretty Bad. Somehow I truly believe that MJ could have ended the game with a better completion percentage.  I’m still not so sure the Giants win another game after the gift on Monday night. Time for a real … Continue reading →

SD did a good job keeping Luck off the field, but the Indy receivers did a solid job dropping everything thrown their way. Brady also deserves more love… he looks pretty sad. This clip also kinda reminds me of Trey … Continue reading →

I’m still pretty shocked at the regression of Eli Manning… perhaps it’s a case of Finkle and Einhorn. He certainly could use a clean pair of shorts. The other goat this week is none other than one of the greatest … Continue reading →

The last 5 minutes of a Bucs game have been really exciting thus far… in what creative way will we gift wrap the game to the opposing team. This week was a classic tongue twister as we peppered Patrick Peterson … Continue reading →

The 2013 Book of Eli: 5 TDs, 8 INTs. The Giants are shaping up to be the biggest disaster of the season. It’s a sad day when Tony Romo is the better man. The better woman this week… Lori! Very … Continue reading →

After a lot of hype, the first two embarrassing games have clearly indicated that… They do get the benefit of being in a division with two other shit shows: The Giants and always a pool favorite… the Cowboys! Post another … Continue reading →

Before we get into all the highs and many many lows of the week, a reminder that your picks are due before the start of the game on Thursday. Also, in the body of this particular email, please send your … Continue reading →

Week 1 pick sheets are posted!! Make sure to submit before kickoff on 9/5! Good luck this season. When asked how large a margin that opponents would win by this season, Rex simply gestured…

It’s on playas (play-a as in slang vs. playa as in “la playa” or beach in ingles… “it’s on beaches” also makes sense in a Birdcage kinda way I guess). I know many of you are getting pretty antsy as … Continue reading →